In what seems to be a rather timely story, Chiklis will play Agent Ben Clemons, a U.S. Border Patrol agent who’s—get this—one day out from retirement. That’s when Clemons, presumably getting too old for this shit,

For what it’s worth, accusing people of being “light in the loafers” isn’t a new line for the GOP. President Donald Trump’s favorite ghoul and longtime Republican operative Roger Stone used the same phrase to attack CNN’s Jake Tapper earlier this year.

It plays like a bad sketch show from the 80's thats trying too hard to be funny.

I’ve lived here my entire life, and I couldn’t agree more. 

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself. You eat can eat when you want to eat, I’ll eat when I want to eat.

Every week, Spotify and Apple Music are flooded with a slew of new, zeitgeist-defining albums

Oh, he was available. 

Oh, they realize it alright. What do you think gives their BBQ that extra special flavor? 

Wasn’t sure he’d win. It was kind of Touch and Go there for a while. 

All I wanna know is who is going to get a face full of hot grease?

Will know if that is true if the next quote she drops is:

Am I the only one disappointed that this article wasn’t about Spinner?

I for one thought Bane had a lovely lovely voice.

**Firefly worked so well because the actors themselves were lovable

Not to mention Blansky’s Beauties and Out of the Blue.

I can’t think of any “shared universes” prior to this

Will the bathrooms have those old fashioned toilets, you know, the ones with the box and the chain? 

Only if you want to sleep with the fishes. 

No, just someone who has seen The Warriors too many times. 

Woodstock was no big deal anyway. I mean The Doors weren’t there.