Bill Maher, is that you?

A FAT PERSON WHO STAYS FAT AND IS SOMEHOW STILL HAPPY AND SEXY AND SUCCESSFUL. WE EXIST.

This is why I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

I will.

Seems to me anyone shitty enough to help Hardwick blacklist Dykstra, would also be shitty enough to tweet fake support and sympathy.  

Without Amy Adams, this film will be woefully incomplete.

“subset of nerd culture that will violently rage against anything or anyone that they think is ruining the pop culture thing they are obsessed with.”

Educate yourself.

Obama was encouraging people to run over minorities with cars.

A fictional show? No, it was definitely a real show that aired on NBC for the bulk of the Obama administration. You know, back when the world was all sunshine and ice cream. And we never got old, and no one ever died.

I only recognize the episodes with Stephanie Kaye.

or whenever Diceman was king.

Why are we assuming that the hedge fund guy is some sort of intellect? You ever met people in finance? Just a guess, but I don’t think there is a lot of crossover with MENSA.

Franco could play the banjo.*

but it seemed like he stroked 40+ dongs every season.

including great performers like Sara Gilbert, Lecy Goranson, and recent Oscar-nominee Laurie Metcalf

I doubt you really want me to answer that question, but what the hell.

I’ll have you know Leatherface and his family were in fact quite progressive for their time.

Wait, when did David Cross transition?

Oh come on, Michael Harriot isn’t that bad.