deweycheathamandhowe
DeweyCheathamAndHowe
deweycheathamandhowe

Counterpoint: Fuck Chelsea Handler.

“Wait... are you still dating your boyfriend who used to be a DJ? Or is it that your current DJ used to be your younger boyfriend?”

“if the actress playing the main character was the whitestest white woman to ever be white.”

Just curious, will Kathy Griffin have to make an apology for socializing with Woody Allen?

“In fact, the only real similarity between them was “mysterious past.””

If she weren’t too old for the part, I would say Jessica Pare would make a good Leslie Van Houten. However, Pare is in her late 30's, whereas Van Houten was 19 at the time of the murders. But seriously, if you watch footage of Van Houten when she is in her 20's and 30's, there is a good resemblance to Jessica Pare.

JAG? What year do you think this is?

Lois will no doubt be called in to testify at the obligatory Senate hearing.

You must be the creator of Hi and Lois because.......oh wait.

Or Emma Stone, to appeal to the increasingly important Asian market.

Well you know what literally happens when you assume.

Hitler did run well for a fat man. Oh wait, that was Babe Ruth. Never mind.

Fucking A they can.

Counterpoint: Yep

First I ever heard anyone use the word asshat was on Television Without Pity. It was generally credited as being the invention of the recapper known as Miss Ali. Seeing as how I had never in my life heard the word, I generally accepted this as so. I have never liked it as an insult. As an insult, it comes off as very

I see what you did there.

That was two other yoots who committed that crime. But then Mona Lisa Danny DeVito got them off because she changed the oil in her car once. Or something, I forget, it was a long time ago.