Like rain on Opening Day.

Where does Thomas Boswell, who created as bullshit and ripoff a statistic as there ever was (Total Average), get balls big enough to shit on WAR?

He has made the same unfunny movie for years. This is a fact. Another fact is that those movies are also basically a license to print money. Which fact do you think Hollywood gives a shit about?

Indeed it can. But I was really hoping it was one much more than the other. Try and guess which, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Is the demand to get off your lawn because you consider her a youngster, or is it because of the obviously faulty math?

The Dumb and Dumber influence was really driven home when Admiral Holdo tried to triple stamp a double stamp. And even a useless pretty boy like Poe Dameron knows you can’t triple stamp a double stamp.

As a matter of fact, in episode II, Anakin is half Padme’s age, plus 7. She is 24, he is 19.

I learned the word moot from the Rick Springfield song Jessie’s Girl.

I am guessing her hats sometimes cut off oxygen to the brain.

But would meals come in pill form? If so, sign me up!

In my day, we didn’t need some fancy MeToo movement to turn us into self-conscious, self-doubting recluses who’ve lost the ability to interact romantically with women. We went out and put in the work, wildly overreacting to even the slightest rejection of our socially awkward and creepy attempts at pitching woo. I…

I think I’ll reserve judgement until the results of VH1's study are in.

“Pahking the cah at Hahvad Yahd” smaht.

That shared universe also includes Step by Step. The fact that I know that shames me to no end.

I am surprised there was no mention of Hill Street Blues, which for the longest time was the quintessential “Chicago” show. Which is amazing when you consider that it filmed in Los Angeles, with Chicago only appearing in exterior establishing shots, most famously the Maxwell Street police station, which stood in for…

If you’re going to rip on him, get it right. He’s used the Scottish accent 4 times. There was the SNL sketch where he played the propieter of a shop whose motto was “If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap”. And of course he used it for Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies.

And I imagine half the hats in his collection are in fact trilbys, but he doesn’t know the difference so he calls them fedoras, which doubles the douchiness.

From a certain point of view.

Jessica Chastain

I get the feeling Harvey is already pretty smelly, so I don’t think anyone will really notice.