You had me until “there aren’t Good Men and Bad Men”, b/c actually, yes, there are. While it’s probably true that many men are somewhere on the spectrum between goodness and badness (and some are between bad and evil), there are indeed good men out there. I daresay you married one, as did I, and that there are, in…

tbh, unless she lives in Marin County, there are no cars w/two white cops in them in the Bay Area: whether by consent decree or by local demographics, it’s a virtual certainty that squad car pairings in San Francisco County, San Mateo County, & Santa Clara County include Black, Latinx, Asian, and white officers. Your…

All. the. mother. freakin’. time. AAARRRGGGHHH!

How awful — for them and for you.

‘member when she referred to her injured hoo-ha (how do you DO THAT?!?) as her “perfect pistachio”?! I barfed a little....

Beware Shep’s enormous Chiclet teeth, though: straight up terrifying if you are not forewarned.

Like a slo-mo car wreck, it’s reeled me in (to my shame), but mostly b/c I can dvr it and fast fwd past anything too brain-drainingly stupid.

I think he *was* very highly regarded, with good reason, but certainly his colleagues have gone on the record as doubting his current usefulness/ethical standards as a physician, given the crap he’s shilled for since making it on TV....

OMG, THIS. THIS. THIS!!!!!!!!! Why does MY bathroom smell like a bus station men’s room?!!? You and Junior Dewhusband pee ELSEWHERE and leave my damn bathroom alone!

The video of the arrest suggests otherwise. (See p_huddy913 Twitter feed)

Same. Or did that thing where you flick someone in the back of the head....

Except G-d, amiright?

Yesssss! Pamplemousse is le merde!!

HEY HEY HEY, now: Mr. Dew is 58 and *I* think he’s eminently sportfuckable!!

Oh, sh** that’s a lot of filler. Why, Priscilla, WHY?!!?

Too soon. True, but too soon.

I think he only apologized to get out of a lawsuit in Texas, or was that some other monster?

“Bye, Billicia...” :D

Now that he’s blowing up his home life, maybe it doesn’t matter where they end up....

Watched for the first time the other night & cannot decide whether I am repelled or compelled by Shep’s big ol’ Chiclet veneers and his tireless drawling condescension. Also? “T-Rav”? Grow the F up, man!