To pat *me* down that thoroughly, you’d have to marry me first.

Heh: I see what you did there, baby.

The screenplays, but not the novel.

Series was wonderful, but do read the book — different but excellent!

a) I’d like to see that poll, and its questions, and its respondents’ demographics, but maybe I’m just fussy that way...

Oof.

Stupid butter lettuce and its trickery!!

Pretty sure I still HAVE my ceramic unicorn pin somewhere... Did you also have ceramic Venetian carnivale mask pins? Or am I the bigger dork here?

Wait, WHAT?! (Not the Burt Reynolds thing: I’ll believe anything.) Caviar lotion?!?!

It’s like it’s not enough that he’s in the White House: his insanity compels him to pick pick pick at his loss of the popular vote. Can Pence [ideologically far worse but at least with a) principles and b) experience in public service] have him committed? Maybe Melania can....

Have you given it to a news org, or posted it widely online? Or provided a copy to the district attorney’s office? They can charge all they want, but if the evidence shows the charges won’t stick, they’ll have to drop the charges against people not actually caught doing anything (other than documenting).

He didn’t wear a ring when married to Ivana, and hasn’t worn one in his marriage to Melania; mebbe he distrusts them since he *did* wear one while married to Marla, and she stepped out on him....

Sorry, but isn’t it generally agreed that autism ISN’T “directly related” to anything at all??

She’s the mom in it? (That’s how her family’s life has been so awful; there’s no good grammatical way to say it, so I’m overexplaining and sacrificing my funny. Dang it!)

tbh, I kinda can’t stand Michael Che (I’m still bitter that they replaced Cecily with Che), but in this instance, he is _clearly_ not only in the right, from beginning to end, but he’s a g.d. true _gentleman_: he reacts to her nonsense with polite distance and grace. As for her, well, we’ve recently heard a lot about…

If it helps, he and Leslie aren’t married... they do have an 8 y.o. kid, though, so that might complicate things.

Turning 50 tomorrow; Harrison Ford up to and including today... Tomorrow I think I’m officially too old for him.