This isn’t about just sex with minors, it’s about harassment too. There’s been a lot of rumors that he’s harassed people working on his projects. That’s not ok.

I’ll wait until we see some actual evidence.

We weren’t there, we don’t know!

Gotta hear both sides.

So now it’s just he said vs she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,…

This is excellent GIF usage.

I know—I remember this time last year I felt like I’d been running a marathon, but at least I could ease myself with “it’ll be over in November”.

Boats are the cars of the sea

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

My guess is they fall off of the car at different times?

Years ago towards the end of my commute on an off ramp there was a clown shoe on the side of the road. I just assumed he gave up clowning and disappointed his family which had a long history of being clowns.

My family, both sides, go back at least 8 generations in Alabama. I was the first boy that wasn’t born there (my aunt was born 9 months before I was...it’s long story). Years later, I asked my mom why I wasn’t born there and she said “after those white men bombed that church in Birmingham and killed them (4) little…

Ivanka means “Meeting Crasher” in Czech.

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

Jesus man, you complained last time they cancelled your flight. They listened and now fly through hurricanes to make you happy. EXCEPT YOU’LL NEVER BE HAPPY.

That’s a fool’s errand. There is no way anyone could surpass United, even if you exclude 2017 entirely.

The OG pic, for reference:

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Wow. That is...an interesting way to approach marriage. I can’t imagine if my husband took a “that’s your problem because it’s happening within your body” approach with me. I am sure we wouldn’t have made it this far (we just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary last week) because that would feel so lonely and…