Emma makes a lot more sense when you consider that her parents are both psychotherapists, and her father, in particular, a psychoanalyst to CEOs.

They feel like a trick

If it cries, use less salt, Mike.

Interior; morgue in late evening.

If this idea gets backing then I’m not holding back on mine anymore.

It’s a new name for an old malady: corporatism. This is the corporate aesthetic for our internet lords and ladies. At least the walls aren’t covered with carpet, but it’s the same impetus toward homogeneity.  

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

I hear “Ridiculous Political Considerations” is what they named that new bulldozer which can level a Palestinian house in five minutes flat.

OK, fine. What an *alleged* fucking scumbag.

I’m looking forward to Alien Ant Farm’s actual Alien Ant Farm.

Trump just misheard “homeo” and put the pressure on the FDA.

I get so uncomfortable about the desire for people to suffer that goes against base tenets of mental health.

I wish I did. I’ve lost my really close friends from us all being busy and not living in the same cities now as well as babies being born or other kids. I’ve lost touch with my girls I used to go out with all the time when I got married and then really lost even occasional talking when I had a child. They are all…

To be fair, I’m sure he tried to blame George Soros and just couldn’t find a place to work it into the note.

Man, think if you were George Clooney’s fifteenth best friend. That would suck.

This is kind of embarrassing, but... I do. I have a tight knit group of 6 friends from elementary school who I talk to every day and love like sisters. Then I have a tight-knit group of 3 friends from high school who I also talk to every day (group texts are wonderful). Then I have 4 very close friends from college…

Oh, sure- I’m definitely on board with sex addiction being a real and thoroughly destructive thing. But Weinstein used it as an excuse for his execrable behavior, which is unacceptable. I wasn’t trying to mock everyone who has a problem with sex addiction- just Weinstein.

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

Outside of singing Pussy Control, no.

YUP. I voted for Hillary, I supported Hillary. I will never consider her a feminist as long as she remains married to a serial abuser of women. Bill Clinton has a long record of this kind of abuse of power. His alleged attack on a campaign staffer in the late 80s, early 90s was a fact pattern in my law school…