Meh, they were pretty bad.

In Soviet Russia Jezebel post, viral video is of kid making Kimmel cry.

I want to stress that I’m on team “rape is wildly unreported and a fucking massive problem,” (I was assaulted in college and never reported it), but I’m not sure how I feel about the inclusion of “coercion such as lies.” Obviously I haven’t seen the survey, so presumably, hopefully, it was phrased differently and was…

I hope it’s an ironic punishment. As in, I want these guys to have to sit under that fucking shower for all eternity.

I read this in Patrick Bateman’s voice at the end of American Psycho, which seems appropriate.

SHE EXPOSED WAR CRIMES COMMITED BY OUR WORTHLESS AND VILE MILIATARY SHE IS A HERO

SHE EXPOSED WAR CRIMES COMMITED BY OUR WORTHLESS AND VILE MILIATARY SHE IS A HERO

Thanks for your reply... Now I need to go read why MWE feels that way!

“Good news, Ms. Tequila, your security clearance has been approved!”