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Generally agreed, if you’re seriously allergic then I can understand wanting to be very sure about the breed and not taking a chance that you’re getting a dog that you’d have to give up after a week, which would be soul-destroying if you’re replacing a beloved family pet that has just passed away.

Yep.  I’ve got a doctor-confirmed dog allergy (the classic scratch test -- man, that test SUCKS, but at least it showed that while I do have a dog allergy, my cat allergy is severe, so my parents knew which pet to rehome), but I’ve been able to live with poodles.  I gotta wash my hands after I pet them, and I have to…

They’re fucking ridiculous. There are specific breeds of cat and dog that are much better for people with allergies. Fuck PETA. 

“I just like the way they throw the food down. It was so sexy. They’d be like, “Take it. Just take it.”

Apparently yes! It’s one of the reasons married men live longer than unmarried men.

I guess she’s really into cheesy athletes. 

Love this, and we need more stories about women with no kids and no regrets about it. We’re out there but very rarely are we represented except as pitiful stereotypes.

I’m also 47, single with no kids.

Considering the Venn diagram of people who’d buy a piece of Jennifer Coolidge merch and TV hair dressers, there was probably a 37% chance Jeremy Allen White was going to see a J-Cools prayer candle while getting his hair done for the show.

Doing a voice cameo from a garage or having to interact with a catty as hell former coworker and the show runner who wrote her the line “he’s the Lawrence of my Labia?” Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. I’d take the garage.

Jared Leto has been spotted once again with the model Thet Thinn, his rumored girlfriend. Their age difference is 23 years. Well what do you think about that?! [Page Six]

he’s been thru more, and lead a more interesting life & career, than most people twice his age, which is 36.

Please don’t assume that Bobo’s dad is hiding in shame and embarrassment. He could have died in an ATV accident or meth lab explosion.

No way he was in the gym.

I’ve confronted a couple of my former bullies, and they had no idea what I was talking about. “I guess hurting people is just what you do then, eh?” How can you be remorseful if you don’t know the shit you say or do is wrong?

I disagree. I’m sure Page’s story is 100% true, but that doesn’t protect him from the hassle of a defamation case. He wanted to tell the story, but it doesn’t mean he feels like spending the next two years wasting time and money defending himself in a long, gross lawsuit.

It's not exactly germane to the homophobic Hollywood shit-lister mentioned above, but it's nice to see Page looking happier. He always struck me as one of those people stuck in perma-misery before. 

Depending on the jurisdiction, it certainly can be. In states such as New York, assault requires physical contact, and verbal/physical threats without contact fall under “menacing” or something similar. In Tennessee and Pennsylvania, on the other hand, assault only requires the threat of bodily harm, not actually…