It’s weird that the summer only has room for two films now. That’s climate change for you!

“Vin Diesel and The Rock have overcome their hot, beefy, bald man difference.”

Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

Kim was the only reason to watch the original. The rest of them are totally annoying and were all very cliquish when it came to attacking her in public. It was so high school. They even went after her right after her brother died. It was worse than high school.

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

Seriously. This guy could be confused for my dad, despite almost being the same age. This isn’t something I’ve seen without very hard living before. And from what I know about the dude he isn't into the hard stuff.

Seriously. His political stances are not stopping him from wearing sunblock.

“Heartthrob”? He wasn’t the one we all wanted even before he was a has-been.

kind of tired of the Biden-mental-decline narrative. He’s coped with a stutter his entire fucking life and now detractors are leveraging that as pseudo-dementia; it’s not.  Dude is still pretty fucking sharp.

Dubious politics aside, Van Der Beek’s video is your run-of-the-mill diatribe by the heretic in your Political Science 101 class

I’m 56 and my husband is 65. We BOTH look younger than this hasbeen douchbag.  Whatever he’s doing he just needs to stop. 

I was gonna say the same! I’m 36 and this guy looks worse than my father who is 30 years older than me and doesn’t have the money and resources Van Der Beek has to stay looking healthy/young.

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

Can a man’s head get narrower as he grows older?

Now, criticism of the DNC’s decision to not schedule debates with other Democratic candidates like Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. has been vocalized on the left, as well

wow, dawsons creaky. 

I came here to say the same thing. JVB is looking aged af and he’s not much older than I am either. 

Biden looks better than he does.

Wow, he’s 46? I’m 45 and live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle and I look 10+ years younger than the guy (and that may be an understatement). Not exactly selling us on the benefits of being anti-vaxx and so on there dude.

I’m over ableist assholes deciding that a stammer is an issue. Van Der Beek has been irrelevant for 20 years and can crawl back under a rock.