Also, if you’re a musician, they’re great for hauling gear. 

WHY DID I LIKE THIS SONG SO MUCH?

I do not discount your theory but they could be stalkers, too. I wouldn’t rule out people wanting a piece of Gaga at any cost.

Oh my god - I can’t believe someone shot a dog walker four times and stole the dogs? What the fuck!? This is horrible. I hope they catch the assailants quickly, the dog walker recovers fully, the pups are okay, and Gaga gets reunited with her beloved pets.

I like Rodgers more than Peyton and I think he’s whinier than Peyton too.

I’d rather listen to Cruz say ‘bikini’ than Giuliani say ‘panties.’

I find both Woodley and Rodgers insufferable. I hope they’re very happy together.

I’m very happy that Texans are getting help, however it pisses me off to no end that their state gov’t consistently has this separatist philosophy except when it comes to natural disasters.

I hope Beto’s efforts here aren’t forgotten in 2024 and that he runs again. 200,000 is not an insurmountable number of votes.

The base just wants to touch her butt. They don’t want her to actually be in charge of shit.

Really?

He has a bit of that brutish handsomeness that Daniel Craig has, so I agree with you. And he’s age appropriate.

Yikes. Not every couple needs to have Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling or Joe Mangianello/Sofia Vergara levels of conventional attractiveness.  Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault have always seemed reasonably happy together, isn’t that enough?

Of course Machine Gun Kelly wears a lil’ necklace with a drop of Megan Fox’s blood floating in it. Naturally.

He deserves to live on whatever the opposite of Themyscira is.

Not to mention, the man that saw to her industry-wide near-total ban was Les Moonves, who was ousted by CBS following sexual misconduct allegations.

Meh - if one’s making amends and harms the recipient further, one isn’t actually making an amends.  The whole “amends” thing means sincerely atoning for behavior and changing one’s ways. It doesn’t mean revictimizing anyone.

HBO also parted ways with him for his upcoming series. It may not be as splashy as getting fired, publicly, but it is something.

Honestly, I find the “Modern Lovers issue” font the most exhausting.

Nobody knows who the fuck you are, Shannon.