The really nice thing about masks is that I don’t have to put up with assholes telling me to “Smile” all the time.

Obama coached (for a very short time) his daughter’s basketball team. And attended games. I mean, that’s gotta be a security nightmare.

If you’re protecting the VP from those assclown insurrectionists (as well as any other threat), you better be in tip top shape.

The idea that anyone would cheat on their spouse (well-loved, or otherwise) with Dolt45 is deeply humorous.

I am extremely happy that I no longer need to be concerned that the fate of the world is related to whatever emotion is running through his addled brain at the moment. In other words,

She’s salty two years later because when he stood up from a chair, it bumped into her with ‘some force’?

I’ve had my Simmons Beautyrest traditional spring mattress for 18 years now. I think about replacing it, but I always get a good night’s sleep and there’s no dents in it.

Just going to echo that I, also, miss Barf Bag. It was pretty well done.

A friend encountered someone who was familiar with the insurrection. This person said there are a group of insurrectionists who would have absolutely killed the people in the room with the votes, if they had found them.

I’ve just always really liked her - I like that she’s being candid that she isn’t happy all the time. She seems somewhat introverted, bookish, and a little socially awkward.

Wait wait wait - you mean divert some of our ginormous military budget away from cutting edge weapons to actually taking care of the people who serve in the military?

Hopefully it’ll be a refresher course because we’ll have decided to add that to middle and high school curriculum as well. 

I didn’t previously realize that the Hamptons have septic systems, just like every rural resident here in “flyover country.”

What an obnoxious asshole. Misogyny from gay men is extra gross, as they often assume they get a ‘pass’ just for not wanting to fuck us.

I feel like he’s going to need to protect her in the club because she threw her shoe at somebody.

When I want to get ‘fancy’, I put lemon juice and celery in there. But I usually don’t have those things in the house, so it’s tuna, mayo, sweet relish, pepper, onion, salt/pepper, and spicy mustard.

This sounds delicious but lemon zest is a bridge too far for me (I’m lazy.)

No.

I do not believe that mass vaccination is going to cure abusive parenting.

I did find this from Open Secrets. I am curious as to why Keller William realty thought she deserved $3500.