I’m pretty sure Kim has written off Kanye at this point and has done so for quite a few months.

She’s a naturalized citizen - unless they don’t count anymore?

When was this feckless woman ever checked in?

“I don’t like the visual of the National Guard standing a police line with the Capitol in the background,” the official said.

I have my doubts. But if they end up in prison, I won’t be sad at all.

Given Queen Elizabeth & Prince Philip’s age, I think they waited their turn. 

I doubt they’re BFF’s, but they are soon-to-be neighbors, since Kloss & Kushner bought a mansion down the road from Jarvanka. So, they’re likely going to be more in each other’s orbits. Which, ew.

This one is mine.

This is so lovely. I am sorry for your loss. 

I am thoroughly heart-warmed by all these tales of workplace romances gone right.

I love this! 

For some reason, I could see her settling down with an age-appropriate Dodi Al-Fayed type, especially once Barron turns 18.

If she can get around the NDA, I would definitely enjoy the Jezebel recap of that trash lit.

I have no doubt that if she got divorced, she’d be just fine. There’s probably someone from the house of Saud who’d be glad to be her second husband.

Mel’s definitely as awful as her husband but I wonder what the odds are that their marriage lasts through 2021.

I used to be his boss. When his wife left him, I listened to him navigate 50/50 parenting and learning to live apart from his ex-wife for the first time in almost 20 years. We always had good energy together as co-workers, but due to the fact that he’s a redneck and I’m a pretty liberal dark-skinned Indian woman, I…

I thought it was a plea to continue their tax cuts.

Thanks. That guy was legit frightening. He may not even be a 45-er, just a fucking psychopath.

Did he get arrested, do you know?