For some reason, I could see her settling down with an age-appropriate Dodi Al-Fayed type, especially once Barron turns 18.

If she can get around the NDA, I would definitely enjoy the Jezebel recap of that trash lit.

I have no doubt that if she got divorced, she’d be just fine. There’s probably someone from the house of Saud who’d be glad to be her second husband.

Mel’s definitely as awful as her husband but I wonder what the odds are that their marriage lasts through 2021.

I used to be his boss. When his wife left him, I listened to him navigate 50/50 parenting and learning to live apart from his ex-wife for the first time in almost 20 years. We always had good energy together as co-workers, but due to the fact that he’s a redneck and I’m a pretty liberal dark-skinned Indian woman, I…

I thought it was a plea to continue their tax cuts.

Thanks. That guy was legit frightening. He may not even be a 45-er, just a fucking psychopath.

Did he get arrested, do you know?

There should be an entire chapter devoted to men who sound like they’re crying when they sing. Robert Smith excluded.

I believe Josh went to the Women’s March in 2016. It says volumes that Jarvanka were not invited to their wedding.

Totally not the point, but why $70K? Did this idiot buy a new pickup or something?

This is terrifying. These high-on-the-smell-of-their-own-farts mouseketeers are going to get someone killed.

Sounds like someone’s browser history needs to be examined. I don’t usually want people to get fired, but some assholes should probably get fired for this.

if (very big if) the rumor about KW & Jeffree Star was true, that would be right in line with Kanye being a self-hating black/queer man.

I still remember this fucker on a major news network (CNN?) telling the interviewer that feelings were as valid as facts.

This is my parents - except my mom was bipolar (and a narcissist). They loved each other dearly and that caused years of emotional abuse. They were truly happy with each other, but I often felt I was on the outside and not even a significant part of their relationship. Growing up this way is hard and I hope KK and her…

Ugh. What a piece of racist shit. That’s not even dog-whistling. 

If DJ Tanner wants to join Mike Seaver in his mask-less caroling madness, we can rightly scorn and scoff. But that pic is pretty small potatoes, even in the scheme of celebrity gossip. Also, Disney villain is totally a compliment.

I hope tonight doesn’t become the precursor to a civil war. I don’t think it will, but 45 and his merry band of kooks have proven themselves time and again that they’re too stupid to know better.

He’s like a white Wilmer Valderrama.