another commenter mentioned that Alec had a thing for Salma Hayek, who turned him down. And, lo and behold, a magical Spanish-accented woman appeared!

Why didn’t she already know how to use a can opener? Do they not have milk and cereal in the house and does she not know how to combine those?

It is awkward and embarrassing and 100% self-inflicted, on Hilaria’s part. 

“I got re-elected, and he didn’t, so who gives a shit?”

She looked pained. It’s weird how unhappy she seemed.

Harron, I think you’re lovely and it’s crap that your coming-out was traumatic.

I’m sick of people disregarding the CDC to be selfish assholes.

I enjoy your column, hope you stick around or go onto better things. ‘Help other people, where you can’ is such a simple phrase, that I wish I did more of. Thanks for the reminder.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. I’ve been there. Please reach out.

This definitely needs to be an issue when he runs again. God, I can’t stand these people.

I’m actually not calling her ‘O JAY’, it’s ‘Oge’. She can have a second syllable when she’s noteworthy.

OJ (I refuse to call her anything else) is giving me FunkoPop vibes in this picture and I can’t un-see it.

I seriously hope that Biden gets a team of experts to clear up this incredibly shitty vaccine rollout. From the linked article, it sounds like a horrid mess with poor resources and communication all around.

See, they really were drunk!

Thank you for this piece. Many of my dear friends or their spouses are in healthcare.

I suppose I should be comforted that the Obama administration (Obama & Biden, combined) beat him. And that it’s only 1018 people!

My understanding is that her family had a vacation home in Mallorca, which is a part of Spain where the primary language is Catalan.

They polled 1,018 people which makes me feel a whole lot better.

Her mental acuity is deeply suspect.

They will probably admire him more - because he managed to screw over the government (tax evasion) who’s always stealing all their hard-earned money!