Pence is a charisma vacuum, so that’s hilarious.

I think he’ll have to duel it out with Ivanka. We need to keep an eye on that feckless cunt.

I’ve always liked Ellen & the fact that she’s more emotionally complex than her on-air persona is totally expected.

My brain is similar to yours - if I didn’t see the point of doing something and I could still ace every test, homework was an exercise in futility.

I maxed out at 4 weeks of vacation, after 15 years with my company. As a full-time employee, I get 48 hours of paid sick time, plus I can roll over up to 32 hours for a total of 80 hours. I additionally get 3 days’ of bereavement leave for deaths in the family. There is zero paid maternity or paternity leave. And I…

I am partial to Mister Bradley Pitts, but Brad is right up there with Chad as far as cringe-y dude names.

This is such a great point. Do you think the rulemaking powers of CFPB & DOE will be curtailed if Biden’s elected? 

This reminds me of a meme popping up on FB by my liberal friends: that if we don’t re-elect Trump, we’ll get someone worse in 2024.

India’s national election is a week long. Now, clearly, they’re a much more populous nation, so (to your point) 3 days seems about right.

Kudos to you for attempting to build a bridge to common ground.

I have a friend that posted, in all seriousness, that voting for Biden means someone even worse than Trump would be elected as 47.

I think it’s positive to acknowledge you are working hard on something (your physical fitness) and that you are successful at it. And just because the numbers fluctuate, you don’t lose past success.

I am so sorry for your loss. My mom died in June, after 45 years of marriage to my dad. He, too, is living alone and visit my mom’s interred ashes every day.

These people are professional assholes, just like 45.

My (probably bullshit) theory is because “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” was one of Obama’s signature campaign songs.

This is the only image that should accompany any reporting on Melania Trump. 

You weren’t invited to be in a wedding party because of your height? That’s ridiculous!

I absolutely can’t stand Scrubs because I can’t stand Zach Braff. The fact that I unabashedly love James Roday Rodriguez is completely illogical. That being said, your collaboration makes perfect sense and I would (begrudgingly) watch.

Sounds like a ripe situation for community organizing - asking neighbors who may be unable to leave the house if they need someone to drop off their ballot for them. In my state, Minnesota, you may drop off three ballots.

I am hoping they go after her Indian heritage, because there are a subset of Indian-Americans who definitely skew Republican and buy into the model minority trope.