Agreed - Lizzo or Lil NasX would’ve been incredible.  

After the nominees were announced, someone on here predicted the ‘weird little white girl’ would run away with everything.

I usually like Priyanka Chopra, but she tried to have a J.Lo green dress moment here and failed.

Scarlett Johansson’s already up for the role of Lydia in the film adaptation.

I suppose that implementation of this law is going to involve a paper bag test of sorts. 

I really like her as well. She’s a bit nerdy and bookish, which I can relate to. I don’t think I’ve seen her in any movies since Devil Wears Prada, however.

Unfortunately, my bf’s son views food delivery as the best way to eat. Mostly because his mom UberEats almost every night. Granted, she’s managing an entire shift’s worth of employees at Target every day, so I can’t blame her. But it has unintended consequences. 

Here’s what would happen. She would order the $7 salad but it would cost $25 dollars to have it delivered three blocks in New York City.

Unfortunately, it was something I submitted myself to willingly in my late teens/early 20's. Thankfully I grew out of that by my early 40's. (It only took 20 years!)

Artemis is a Very Good Dog! Thank you for protesting! I didn’t know there were protests this year, although I saw the memories pop up in my FB timeline a few days ago.

PLEASE BRING CHIPS AND SALSA. It’s the least worst option Mayo Pete could come up with.

If you ever find yourself in this situation again, Aveeno oatmeal bath packets are clutch. 

Gideon the Ninth? It’s on my TBR list!

I love being a recovering alcoholic because when I do go party with my (drunk) friends, my tab is always $0 and theirs run into the hundreds.

I don’t necessarily disagree with everything she says about the 2016 stuff, but her campaign in 2008 wasn’t sweetness and light. Also, discounting Bernie’s present-day supporters is myopic.

I can see having the wipes though. My current bf didn’t have washcloths until we started dating and wipes would have been nice for wiping off after sex (and then putting in the trash.)

Hopefully she doesn’t have to walk miles to the nearest restroom.

this is a charming image and I want to go to their housewarming. 

I imagine Markle elegantly vaping some choice cannabis from an elegant vape pen and hiding her phone in another room so she can’t hear it vibrate.

Ahh - that would be hard! I love having my own space, but not seeing my honey for a week or more is really difficult!