devonna
Devonna
devonna

Smarties are the best. I love them. Everything else, you’re dead-on.

It’s my first year in this house. I want to make a good impression.

I’m giving out full-sized Hershey bars, not because I’m rich, but because I have a Costco membership. 60 full-sized packs of candy (reese’s, hershey’s, skittles, starburst) for under $30? Yes, please.

I mean, addiction’s a bitch. But cheating with the nanny? Not taking your relapses seriously? Showing up at your ex-wife’s drunk?

I’m on the other side of this, as an adoptee (adopted in infancy), and an alcoholic in recovery. I vacillated between avoidant and anxious attachments until getting myself a great therapist when I was in my early 30's. Through talk therapy and EMDR, I have mostly recovered - although I’m still in an LTR with someone

I’m a recovering alcoholic for many years now and at this point, I feel more for Jennifer Garner. It must be so frustrating to co-parent with an asshole.

I think the hotel should’ve reached out to the fashion house. Presumably they don’t want to lose the Golden Globes business.

Okay, but your screen grab looks like Tony Danza, and I was never hot for Who’s the Boss?

also nekkid pics.

Ooh! Can that Damon/Affleck film be a documentary?

She did end up giving Mina Lioness a songwriting credit, though, which was good. 

He is one of the shrieking eels from Princess Bride. 

That’s actually pretty funny. I can’t imagine vehemently touting a politician’s praises and then never voting for them. Like, what?

My boyfriend’s mom skipped a long weekend with her only grandchild to open a campaign office for our current Embarrassment-in-Chief. I don’t know what I’m going to say to her when I see her next, but it probably won’t be nice.

I’d wear earbuds if I were you. That really sucks.

This is lovely. 

So, not totally “meet” cute, but...

Well, she did have to visit Trump’s White House, which should count as an 8th amendment violation in and of itself.

Why was this woman trying to meet the parents of the young man she killed on film at the fucking White House? To say, “Sorry, but I’m not leaving! MAGA!”