I don’t think so either. I actually can’t think of any actress that would be a good fit for playing Dolly Parton. Maybe Kirsten Dunst. She doesn’t look like her but she’s got the right spirit and attitude. 

Can’t forget ‘Respectfully’ = I fucking hate your guts, but circumstances and finances have forced us into this corporate hellhole together so...

“dirt of a person” is a) accurate and b) hilarious. Thank you for introducing the phrase to my lexicon.

What? Dolly doesn’t want her goddaughter, Miley Cyrus, to play her?

Remember when confronted about the lack of diversity on The Mindy Project, her response was, “I’m a fucking Indian woman!” so...that’s the alpha and omega of diversity to her, I guess.

Because I’ve been in relationships with psychopaths and narcissists, I can tell you that I thought his behavior was my problem. That I thought I had done something wrong. That I was being gaslighted and emotionally abused and I thought it was my fault, because it would be made up to me with sweet words and actions.

Lana, have you checked with Esther Wang?

Looking at the top photo, I sincerely thought it was Justin Bieber in the dress. I guess I need more coffee.

LOL you may be right! In my case, my friends are all very liberal. With terrible haircuts.

Ughhhh - so many of my male friends prefer this haircut. They look like Gestapo.

I really enjoyed Hilarie Burton on White Collar and Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Supernatural. Here’s hoping they can enjoy wedded, C-list celebrity marital bliss! 🥂

Liam Hemsworth, not Chris.

Thank you for this take. Now I don’t feel like I missed out on anything by falling asleep in the first 10 minutes and not bothering to try re-watching it.

He wanted to create his own right-wing news network, I heard, to compete with FauxNews. He probably still will. And it will probably be DOA (fingers crossed).

I’m an interracial adoptee. My mom (white) has confused me (dark-skinned Indian) with Black women on multiple occasions. My white co-worker confused me with a light-skinned black woman. I look nothing like these people, but white people gonna do what they’re gonna do.

“They say that amethysts, I think it’s supposed to be heart-opening or something,” Paltrow says of a water bottle with an amethyst crystal in the center. “Who says this?” Kimmel asks. “I don’t know, but it’s so pretty!” Paltrow responds.

Okay Judge...you know if it was your brother or your son...she would’ve shot them too. She’s a white supremacist and you’re a Black woman. 

Pray tell, what do YOU think?

Dear Joan - I think you have a mental block where Eva Mendes is concerned, because this is the second Midweek Madness where you’ve paired Baby Goose with Eva Longoria.

Wow. I had no idea I would ever agree wholeheartedly with Ted Cruz on anything.