I thought it was an Olson twin!

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

This seems appropriate. I’m not saying he shouldn’t be allowed to have a job, but it probably shouldn’t be one where he has influence over girls or women.

all the recruiting agencies I’ve worked with seem to have a wealth of white dudes. Perhaps if you work with multiple recruiting agencies, you could avoid an EOE complaint. 

Is there a recruiting agency geared toward women out there? I’d be more inclined to use that instead of paying $2K for a LinkedIn type app. 

I loved 23&Me, because I got a sense of the family I’ll never know. I’m internationally adopted with no hope of finding a bio family, except through usage of a system like this. I’ve found some 3rd cousins, including another who was adopted from the same country a year earlier.

I like your speculation and hope it’s true!

Calling her a feckless cunt seems like the nicest thing one can say about her.

To read that Britney’s custody of her sons was reduced to 30% plus needing an approved adult seems like there’s a big chunk of information missing from the story.

considering her family, this part of her bio is comical.

My jaw dropped as I read this. I hope this girl’s parents is able to teach her that there’s nothing wrong with her body.

Also, depending on what you want to discuss, consulting an attorney first isn’t a bad idea. 

They appear to have no discernible muscle tone, which is a different look for Hollywood. Good luck to these two noodly types!

I should start an adult lunchbox business and either a) deliver to businesses or b) start a food truck.

I live in MN and these parents are roughly in my age group. It’s disheartening, but not surprising, that the incidents that happened to me as a kid are now happening to young kids today (special shout-out to the kids that pushed me into the snow and started burying me, saying they were going to make me white.) Racists…

They thought this was a great soundbite?

I appreciate Spiderkid because he’s a trained dancer, but I absolutely know what you mean. 

Did Denise Richards and Sarah Hyland always look alike, or is it just that weird photo?

If Hurricane Dorian can get to 1M followers on Twitter, it will turn away from the U.S.!

She doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston at all, in the lead photo. That’s a lot of (tastefully, artfully applied) bronzer.