I like Taylor Swift and this is perfect.

It’s almost a backhanded compliment that Sheryl Crow albums are deemed more dangerous than guns to Wal-Mart shoppers.

This looks like a Monty Python cartoon. Wow.

Along the same lines, we have a Nigerian man who works in our Finance department. They had to take him out of collections because our customers thought he was trying to scam them. So fucked up.

I would add Sigourney Weaver in there.

Mainstream middle america watches Ellen every day, though, so those old fogeys are out of touch!

Jezebel cannot make Tim with two ‘e’s happen for me.

That blind item ‘reveal’ is the most entertaining thing I’ve read today. I want to know why Lori Loughlin and Reese Witherspoon don’t get along!

I live in the Twin Cities and have never been to Popeye’s because I’m just (irrationally) convinced that fast food chicken can’t taste good. My evidence is that KFC is too salty.

The tone of that People blurb seems off. According to People, Clarkson “demanded” and then she “put her foot down”, also she got “all dolled up.”

There’s one movie theater I’ve been to where they do this. It’s really nice and far less distracting than having 2-3 people leave the theater every ten minutes for the duration of the movie.

A family friend was a dancer - ballet, tap, and jazz. He was extremely talented and even won a scholarship because of his talent. Freshman year he switched schools (to my high school) and ended up quitting dance because the swim team pressured him to do so. Because taking direction on what’s manly from people that do…

Poached egg & thick-cut pepper bacon or GTFO. Yes, I am on a statin, why do you ask?

My current (and hopefully forever) partner makes me fall in love with him all over again, all the time. The first deal sealer was he told me he loved me and I didn’t say it back to him. I felt sad that I couldn’t say it to him yet and he said, “I won’t go anywhere unless you want me to. I’ll wait for you.”

My friends in an open marriage prefer discretion. I could see the lack of discretion (if they did have an open marriage) being a bridge too far.

The celebrity beauty secret that’s stayed with me is Halle Berry applying white eyeliner to her waterline. I still do it occasionally. Probably because she and I have the same skin tone and it makes me feel like I look like her.

You’re definitely not alone. 

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

I hope Bobby Finger will return to review the movie here as he is the most qualified to report on the accuracy of Charlize Theron playing Megyn Kelly.