I have a relationship much like this, except we’re not married (yet). When he has custody of his son, he stays at his place. When he doesn’t, he’s at my place. We’ve talked about cohabiting, but given that he has a place on a lake and I have a place in the city, we’re enjoying the contrast of the two residences and…

Exactly. She seems unhappy with being a dark-skinned Indian woman. As a fellow dark-skinned Indian woman, I do not love that.

The only piece of shapewear I owned ended up in a night club restroom. God, that felt good! I haven’t been tempted to replace it & your comment validates that. 

Maybe they should have to live on the large plastic islands in the ocean for awhile, subsisting on cruise line waste.

I want her to get the Mary-Kate/Ashley treatment. (https://jezebel.com/the-fuller-house-explanation-for-the-olsen-twins-absenc-1761674934)

My strategy is less fabric & if you’re mad about my muffin top, shut the fuck up.

Joan Summers DirtBag? Wowee!

I am kind of stuck on the fact that Dwyane Wade was aware of cargo shorts but not Old Navy.

I vote we pronounce is “Tomb-eth” as that’s about as awkward as the relationship sounds.

I haven’t listened to Play in about 18 years & I think he’s a dick, so there’s no reason for me to keep it.

dude...just stop...I’m sorry that I bought a cd of Play 20 years ago & haven’t sent it to Half-Price Books yet.

Came here for this & was not disappointed. Well played!

Wait...that’s who US Marshal Mary Shannon’s husband cheated with? McPhee sounds like an asshole. (obvs Morris is too.)

I do! Also, Elyes Gabel was adorable. It was like BBT, but with explosions. 

I never went in because the only signs I saw from the window were for “Missies” (I hate that term) and “Plus Size”...as a petite woman, I was like, this place is just not for me. Too bad.

I can’t stand any form of scripted reality television for this very reason. All of the YouTube personalities involved in this seem so ridiculous.

I’ve always liked Johnny Galecki because he’s David for crying out loud!  plus the fact that he and Kaley Cuoco dated IRL for two years, broke up, and were able to continue working together speaks rather flatteringly about them as people.

I’m jealous! I wish I had gone this route 6-7 years ago. Now I’ve got a partner whom I love AND he doesn’t want any more children. At 41, I’m willing to not be a parent, but it does make me sad sometimes.

I mentally changed HWIC to stand for Head Witch In Charge (because I’ve already forgotten about the Heterosexual Wedding Industrial Complex, as is my hetero privilege) and it made your paragraphs about J-Law’s wedding that much more delicious.

This is an old video, but hearing your news just made it 100% relevant.