Did the unfollowing happen to keep us plebs speculating wildly while Meghan quietly goes into labor?

Congratulations on your engagement! How lovely!

I watched this! I then mistakenly forgot to change the channel and found myself getting angry at Lindsay Fucking Graham. (I must remember to always, always change the channel before Face the Nation comes on.)

Yep. My state’s 2020 caucuses aren’t until February 25th. We have a long way to go.

I’m firmly feeling the same way as you. Equal parts pleased and frustrated with Harris & Warren atm, but that could change!

Listen, can’t we, as pet parents, all unite to look scathingly at the real weirdos, i.e. people that utilize the hashtag #plantmom and #plantdad ?

I am the aging weirdo who thinks they’re both hot. Reasonably fit & symmetrical is my jam, IDGAF about hairlines. :)

I’m sorry, no. I will not accept an Operation Varsity Blues movie unless it’s a mockumentary directed by Christopher Guest!

The celebrity gossip roundup is titled ‘dirtbag.’

Planning to see Captain Marvelthis way tonight!

Me, reading this dirtbag about eating alone:

When it’s in 70mm and Owen Wilson inexplicably addresses Parker Posey, Eugene Levy, & William H. Macy as “n*****”, then they snuck Quentin Tarantino in. 

Right! The Good Fight looks awesome! Couldn’t stomach giving them a dime, though.

I would totally watch a new Murder She Wrote type show. I may resemble your remark. 

Their toxic culture bleeds into their television programming hardcore. Moonves’s target audience is clearly aging white male Boomer & his fingerprints are still on nearly every show.

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I really just want Owen Wilson as a government agent slowly over-explaining the charges to Loughlin/Mossimo. 

I would like to mash-up two DB items and have Owen Wilson star in my fantasy Christopher Guest mockumentary about Operation Varsity Blues.

I’m a HUGE fan of the swing dress! For me, not having the figure definition makes it stand out from other looks that women are wearing and I think it forces a little swagger in my step because it looks better when it, well, swings. 

I love this! My alarm song is “Truth Hurts” “Why men great til they gotta be great” is the line my boyfriend gets to hear every morning he sleeps over. 😆