And now I’m looking it up...it has Giles in it? I will definitely check this out on Netflix!

I used to clean hotel rooms when I was younger. It made me very, very angry that I made the same minimum wage as servers, but that industry is regularly tipped and mine wasn’t. (My state doesn’t pay a reduced minimum wage to restaurant workers if the restaurant does more than $500K in business/year.)

Emphasis on ‘rabid.’ And they are rabid Bernie supporters which almost covers up their misogyny/racism. Almost!

I eagerly await using the ‘mute’ button judiciously on my FB newsfeed. Thanks, white male relatives!

This bears repeating over and over.

PERHAPS Kanye vandalized it thinking it was his own wax figurine.

I’m convinced the vandal thought it was Kanye.

When I was still drinking, I ended up making out with my friend’s boss at a karaoke bar. The outrageous part was we ended up fucking in his Acura coupe in an alley, with my leather boots out the sunroof of the vehicle, because resting my ass on the console was the only way we could do it. Whoops.

This is kind of amazing. The twin bed is the cherry on top of the awkward sundae.

This is probably my favorite, most notably because you told his best friend.

I remember Diana’s quite vividly, mostly because of Kate! This did not remind me of Diana’s because the center stone is closer in size to the others, but I see where you are coming from.

I actually really love the ring. It seems perfectly suited to Perry’s brand of whimsy.

My partner refers to me as ‘his sexy lady.’ I don’t think he understands why I giggle uncontrollably when he does, nor do I understand how he can say it consistently with a straight face.

I had someone get mad at me for referring to my APBT as a Pit (my profile pic). He insisted she was a staffie. It’s semantics as far as I’m concerned and I’m proud to say I have a pit bull and watch people’s reactions.

Man, my parents had this book right out on their bookshelf in the basement (without the cover). I discovered it at 9 years old. Then a day later, all my friends discovered it too.

At this point, I sincerely hope Kim’s trolling us. Because that sounds like a miserable prison of her own making. 

I really hope she uses this exposure to improve. This is not a good display of character and character usually matters in MN elections. I have voted for her in every election, but this is fucking disappointing.