I’ve had two. I hate them, because my uterus is extremely sensitive and it takes about a month for me to not be in excruciating pain. But it ends up being better in the long run. Additionally, my OBGYN recommended an IUD to keep the polyps away. That was two years ago & life is much better now. The anaesthesia leaves…

Alcoholism is my guess. 

It’s a salve to a shitty story about a shitty mom. I love hearing about positive parental relationships, because it keeps things in perspective for me. Really, truly thank you and i hope you and your husband have a wonderful Christmas.

What a beautiful story. Thanks for sharing with us.

Narcissistic moms & codependent dads...this comment section is riddled with them. So glad you survived yours. 

About 17 years ago, I was briefly engaged. In that month long of time, my (bipolar narcissistic) mom inundated me with menus, venues, bakeries, wedding dress vendors, and told me she was going to invite 300 people to the wedding and also that she and my dad were going to give me $10,000 for said wedding.

Oh my god, that sounds incredibly painful. I’m sorry you had to go through that.

I thought that had to do with Mark Harmon’s dog?

I liked him since I first saw him on Dark Angel. I’m bummed to find out he’s an assclown.

I read that. Confusing for me, personally, as I used to get her confused with Jessica Alba...who was engaged to Michael Weatherly.

I was really looking forward to posting my best Julie Andrews’s incredulous gifs, but Kinja’s being a horse’s ass.

Also, it's in Atlanta and they can't find any Black performers. I'm assuming Donald Glover/Childish Gambino laughed uproariously as he hung up the phone. 

I did not know Courtney B. Vance and Angela Bassett were married. They are now vying with Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres for award of my favorite famous couple.

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My friends say that all the time. I like the alliterative properties of ‘shitshow’ but there are definitely occasions when ‘fuckshow’ is warranted.

I want to a) steal this and b) see the look on my family’s face when I say the “f-word” during my wedding vows.

I meant two conservative comedians and two liberal comedians...Steve Carrell is conservative?

They should just go all out and have Kathy Griffin, Tim Allen, Dennis Miller, and Amy Schumer host. That would be entertaining a f, from a pure shitshow standpoint.