Counterpoint: Moose can see perfectly well & that is what Moose was looking for all along.

The only thing worse than middle-aged Sheldon is Young Sheldon. I have so many questions about this crossover, but I have realized the answers will only irritate me further.

You’re so right. I predict Jez will either a) not write anything or b) publish a critique of a critique of Lena’s apology, like they did following the Aziz Ansari/babe.net debacle.

And Jason Momoa just went on my to-don’t list. I have hundreds of books and if anyone (who wasn’t a child) deliberately harmed one, there would be blood.

Yess! This Indian lady looks fantastic in coral. Coral summer sundresses, here I come!

Her abysmal treatment of POC is well documented, yet she keeps seeing success. I refuse to watch any project involving her because she’s such a miserable troll of a person.

Yesss, I’ve been waiting for Prachi’s take on this. I’ve been disgusted with the amount of xenophobia and ignorance over the past few days.

And after 45 is gone, Melania will bail to be with a Middle Eastern billionaire. She’ll stay far away from any state events. 

This is true. I have been checking this site for well over a decade and I think snark for snark’s sake has finally lost its luster for me. (Except when it comes to Republicans. Then there can never be enough.)

Offset’s always seemed like an ass to me, but I do feel bad for her. It would suck to constantly have people cheering for the demise of your relationship and career.

I had two brown Cabbage patch dolls. I can’t imagine my folks engaging in such a struggle for them, so I am guessing that their skin color made them easier to come by in my very white area of Minnesota.

Dude reminds me of the shrieking eels from Princess Bride. Terrifying to behold.

I’m paranoid of opening a toilet lid and finding unflushed human waste down there, because it’s happened to me multiple times. So I always approach closed toilet lids with extreme caution. I’d rather see an open, empty toilet than a closed lid hiding a nasty surprise.

Michael Schoeffling (Jake) from Sixteen Candles and Karen Allen (Marion) from Indiana Jones spring to mind. 

 I would watch this reality show. Lena Dunham following around Hailey/Justin in her flannel nightgowns. Lena Dunham leaving the door open while she uses the bathroom and Hailey/Justin fleeing to the other end of the house in disgust. Lena Dunham’s hairless pets peeing in Justin’s dirty laundry. 

I’ve never really understood the massive appeal that John Legend and Chrissy Teigen have. I don’t have anything against them, but I am just not that into them.

Remember Tragic Kingdom? God, I loved that album. Even Return of Saturn was pretty good. Things for Gwen have taken a turn for the worst, musically, since then.

Right. Not being able to breastfeed is such a source of shame. But there’s a lot of privilege I associate with being able to breastfeed, especially moms who are able to do so until their children are toddlers (and beyond). Thanks for saying this.

Just ask him if he rollerblades, Priya! Why are you registering for things just for you?