Oh Orang Utans are adorable.

You could always declare your freedom with a Nerf Gun. Or a super soaker water gun.

Stahp! This story gets more and more tragic by the minute- and I’m getting angrier and angrier. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED 10 GODDAMNED GUNS?

Seems like there’s something infinitely more tragic at play. This dude went to IIT Kharagpur (the IIT that’s hardest to get into). Then went on to Stanford and UCLA for his Masters and PhD.

This is my put everything in it bag- a cheerful, and indestructible backpack from IKEA. Oh- and it costs $20.

George looks ridiculously regal in that bathrobe. I wish I looked regal in a bathrobe- but as the self appointed monarch of FrumperMcFrumpyville, regal is nothing more than a pipe dream.

I wonder if she had her assistant follow her the entire way and pat her dry before they went to meet the photographers. No one can look that put together after a hike?

WIN.

Well in Singapore where I grew up everyone is an “Auntie” or an “Uncle” and you generally refer to your friends parents as “Auntie” or “Uncle” first name (so there aren’t too many aunties or uncles). Using Mr. or Mrs would be considered cold, and calling out first names would be seen as rude.

I agree- this cup yoghurt thing is wierd. I like my yoghurt whipped up to a frenzy with ice water, cumin, ginger, green chillis and salt. IT has to be so goddamned delicious you forget its a yoghurt.

I feel for the poor kids. Their dad couldn’t have picked a worse way of saying “Welcome to the political fishbowl children- when I become president, your personal life choices and clothing choices will become the America’s obsession.”

But yes- one more clown joins the clown parade of the republican GOP. I may actually…

OMG “frumpy mcfrumperson from frumpersville” was the story of my life for 12 damned years (elementary school through high school). Also- that phrase is the best thing I’ve read all day.

A part of me is touched by the closeness this dad shares with his family. My dad’s upper limit is a frank discussion of his bowel movements. And since i’m his daughter I nod my head seriously and encourage him to eat more fruit.

Well it’s kind of hard to forget kids making fun of you for having a green period. :D

Oh my word the belt! My mum tried to get me to wear that because she didn’t trust these newfangled ‘technologies’. The first time I wore one I leaked everywhere. It was awful. I was 13 and everyone made fun of me. I even tried washing off the stain in the school bathroom but the soap turned the Damned stain green.…

And how is this different from my grandmother’s generation wearing linens in their undergarments? Eeks!! I’m happy with my Always pads.

PS: You can still do loud colors with flower arrangements. ;)

Hahahaha omg yes what is up with the colored linens vs ivory thing? I know that the card printers have a similar problem- so I took a wedding card from a catholic friend and took it to my reliable local printer in Mumbai- and asked him to Hinduize it. The end result? A gorgeous white and silver card with the words…

OMG YUM