We’ll also luck out if the end times are brought about by a robot uprising. Because we don’t suffer no goddamn freeloading (Canadian) robots.

Hey. HEY. I live in the region actually known as Northern Florida. (Not in the Panhandle, though. Those people could give Pennsyltuckians lessons in cray cray.)

MAKE THEM ABOUT OLD PEOPLE.

People are different. People sure are different.

I miss wearing a uniform. BUT! Eventually they had to add additional dress code rules to the already limiting uniform. I think they ended up just getting rid of the skirts altogether (this was after I’d graduated) because girls were hemming them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short. Which is weird because I don’t think we ever…

What is this abomination of a knife?

Someone would pay a little cash for an oversize foreskin. Maybe someone did, but it was writing a lot about feelings, and fuck that, I came for the dick story & just skimmed looking for intriguing parts. Sorry I am thinking about all yer Dad’s cocks today.

I am so glad my parents do not over-share. My dad’s penis shall remain a mystery for another person on another day.

We can call it the cunt pump.

I LOVE YOU. I have fibroids that have been making my life miserable, and it’s been nothing but overnight pads and super tampons together to make my feel comfortable about sleeping some nights.

I’m marrying an Indian guy, too, and I have said many similar things. And I also worry about sounding ungrateful, but it is tough sometimes!

This list is suffering from renkon/lotus root deficiency.

The fact that I even know this is so embarrassing, but that Kevin Smith tweet was actually penned by his wife as revenge for him always tweeting about their sex life. She told him it was embarrassing to her and bet him she could write a tweet that would be so dumb and gross that it would embarrass him and he wouldn’t…

Well if you were a real dainty woman, you should just suck it up and take it or no man, stank breath and all, will ever want you.

Sorry, I’m just not attracted to twi-leks...

A couple of people (I’m assuming white, but it’s the internet and they didn’t specify) told me today that they just don’t find black people attractive. Actually, they said African Americans, so like...they’re being really pc about not finding an entire race attractive. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST, GUYS. Just, you…

I have at least 8 years of anecdotal experience in college to prove this as well, surrounded by people who feel they are just the absolute epitome of tolerant and who are actually all assholes.

I think it's jarring for white American women to think about exposing their backs and their bellies if they are not 'perfect' because that's what we're trained to believe. Of course, wearing a sari properly means that at the start of the day or evening, all that is covered, and by the end of it, there's probably some…

Absolutely, as long as they are worn correctly and with grace and respect. You don't want to go out wearing a sloppy sari.