Oh yes the album. :D My parents have mine- they trot it out to show everyone who comes to visit. Hehehehe

Also- I realize I come across as incredibly horrible and ungrateful by complaining about my awesome wedding. I loved every moment of it- it was so much fun (even if I couldn’t really dance in my saree). I guess i’m just shy and didn’t enjoy being at the center of attention for so long. :P

You could do a vow renewal in India. ;)

Hah! After THREE DAYS of being the “Bride & Groom” and the “Center of Attention” at my wedding - the husband and I have given our right legs for someone else to upstage us with a proposal, or even a food fight. We had a traditional indian shindig with smoke belching fires, monotonous chanting, 500 guests, enough…

Hehehehehe that seems more likely.

““I know from experience that for every woman who has bad breath there are at least nine men,” one Chicago woman writes. Men are “too self-satisfied, vain, conceited, and stupid to do anything about it,” a woman from Tuckahoe adds. “They think that just because they’re men they can get away with anything and we women…

So many commenters here say they aren’t attracted to a particular race and then go on to say they aren’t racist. Ummm- if you aren’t why do you point out or even factor in the color of one’s skin when judging the person’s attractiveness? I mean- if it walks like a duck, and quacks like one...

If you plumbed the hundreds of different saree weaves across India you will literally have a saree for every occassion! Colorful, black, white, lace, satin, cotton, silk, blinged out, simple. You should definitely explore the saree. :)

Naw don't say that. You just need pizzaz to pull it off. I'm a happily plus size Indian woman who loves me my sarees.

pro tip- we pin EVERYTHING.

Pro tip- we pin EVERYTHING!

Honey- it's your body, and your style. You don't always have to drape it the traditional way. I mean check out this woman!

I'm glad I'm Indian. I can wear a saree and ALWAYS be appropriate. :D I strongly recommend this option to everyone else. A 6 yard piece of fabric you can drape as a gown in infinite ways can only be a welcome wardrobe addition. :D

Of course she lived that long. Dr. Pepper tastes so bad it has to be the secret of a long life. :P

*ducks flying missiles from Dr. Pepper lovers*

Oh my word this is PERFECT! All the songs here are designed to wake me up- and get my blood pumping enough to fight off all the assholes I am forced to encouter on my morning commute.

Many Many Many thanks Kate.

I am going on a song download spree this weekend. :D

Umm- relying on teenage boys who watch a lot of porn is a GREAT way to boost teenage girls' egos. Come- lets clap for this wonderful idea.

Sure. Lets have a discussion about race at 8.45AM with 745 people behind you in the queue. I think the Barista will probably tell you to "Race your ass out of the store and clear my line". :P

There is a time and place for meaningful discussion on race. The starbucks line does not strike me as one.

What is a Shark Mop and where can I get one? :D

SWIFFERS ARE THE BEST INVENTION EVER. I have EVERY DAMN SWIFFER THEY'VE GOT IN THE MARKET.

I'd quit my job right now but I can barely clean and burn everything I try to iron. I may also end up killing little kids and dogs. Ah well- goodbye to that daydream.