Get a U-Haul.. and leave that shit hole city. It's a dumpster with twinkle lights 

Fixed it for you!

Also: DO NOT FUCKING PARK IN DISABLED PARKING SPOTS UNLESS YOU *ARE* DISABLED!

Makes me wonder if the added weight from the conversion was a factor? (Genuine question)

Happy Birthday, Erik!

I don’t like Peter Thiel at all, indeed, fuck him. But someone’s private life shouldn’t be made public even if they’re an asshole. Fuck celebrity gossip/paparrazi nonsense as well.

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Neutral: Cars are relieved. Ever see how many people text and drive? Each day the car sits in the driveway is another than it doesn’t have to roll through a stop sign because it’s driver is posting on Jalopnik...

Assuming you are looking over your shoulder when you say “turned your head”, make sure your mirrors aren’t set up incorrectly. With properly aimed mirrors, you shouldn’t have to check over your shoulder and can keep your eyes looking forward all the time.

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

46 y/o tuner fan here. Best advice I’ve gotten “Who cares what they think? Do YOU like it? It’s YOUR fuckin’ car.” ;)

An ecoboost mustang is more 240sx than this new Z. 

Same. I couldn’t tell you exactly how, but so often I suddenly notice a car in another lane and I just KNOW they’re about to do something stupid and/or dangerous, even if they haven’t yet, and sure enough, almost without fail. 

In a Pacific war, Guam and Okinawa won’t be habitable by humans for the next 10,000 years after the first 16 minutes of pleasantries. Correct the numbers, but it will be ugly.

It is cute that you actually think Jalopnik has, in its current state, any chance whatsoever of receiving a response from the FIA to a media inquiry.  

If you want something like this, this one is the one you want. It doesn’t get much nicer than this, and if it does get nicer it’ll cost even more.

Not any truer than previously, the Sprinter was made for the whole world, starting with Europe.

Ah, but you forget that Putin is balls deep in all of the South American dictators and wannabe totalitarians.

This...you are so right.  The US has been supporting this type of tactics across Latin America since the ‘60s, bringing endless war and problems. Now they’re losing control here and are pushing to do the same thing.

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