Blame it on the alcohol.

Oh dear heavens please let that never happen.

The cashier telling Marcia “Guess the defense is in for one hell of a week, huh” after she bought tampons

Why would Bradley Cooper pick this topic for his directorial debut? Just stick to Rom/Bro Coms Brad, that’s where you shine!

No, but goddamn, that woman is my spirit animal now. I hadn’t heard of her before now, somehow, and that Oscars outfit ... would wear!

Downton’s done tomorrow! Let GoT fill your Sunday time slot.

I watched that episode of say yes to the dress last night, Martha is a freaking queen.

I think what the term“jap” conjures up for a person really depends on their region. As a Californian who went east for college I was shocked and horrified the first time I heard the term thrown around. Even now when I hear it in reference to Jewish American Princess (and I agree with you about it being a good…

But did his mom get her body back? Did she????

Czech Hippo Flaunts Newborn Body

Just bc you haven’t always been a WASP doesn’t mean you can never be one... You are both right!! Is Kate Middleton less of a princess bc she was not born into royalty?? (Sidebar-sorry I don’t have better examples but I’m currently on the train to New Canaan so I feel like that qualifies me as an expert)

I had two Polish Catholic Grandmas, they can throw kind sounding derision like pros (I don’t want to co-opt shade since that’s not quiiiiiite what my Grandmas did). Kind of a very specific Eastern European brand of “Well bless your heart”.

I’d like to see Martha go into average peoples homes and destroy them with words.

You need to watch the southern bridal shows to really appreciate the art of successfully paraphrasing, “that thing is ugly as fuck and I wouldn’t dress a dog in it.” into a socially acceptable statement that still allows you an out, but doesn’t cause the bride to dissolve into hysterical tears. Seriously, watching…

LOL i love her and her WASP shade forever

You crack me up every day, but DISAGREE!

Love that movie. But my favorite part? Jeff Bridges trying to stump the White House Chef.

Are you watching the new show? I saw the promo pics but didn’t get a good look. She’s aces in my book so I hope it’s “good work” (what?? it happens...)