Haha, no, my fault for misreading, now that I look back. Apologies! And thanks for being so cute about it.

The catch is that they’re dressing like that for the attention of men. You come across as a woman, so...

Me?

I hold my own show for AVN nominees.

Oscar Mayer should clearly be #1. Egregious snub.

Hey Anna, this is Jeff your CIA handler. I have a few more questions. Can you hit me up on my Blackberry? I’m pretty sure you have the number.

Really, no chemtrails? What kind of Monday morning conspiracy theorists are these?

Can you imagine if there’d been a norovirus outbreak onboard during this cruise? The joy on those poor sad people’s faces as their martyr complexes come true, and they realize the government really is trying to poison them, now, when they’re all together!

RMS Lusinsania

The Loon Boat

Eez Franch, no? Juss south of Nouveau Riche.

She’s been “to haute couture”, huh? I’ve heard it's nice this time of year.

The term you were searching for was “Ho Couture.”

Biting a stranger is wrong.......

Yeesh. The addict comment was crappy, plus the digs at sexworkers.

I smell like french fries and failure, but at least I own it.

He is 52 and very few men or women survive their 50s with their hotness intact. Hard living doesn’t help but he should at least be glad his hotness lasted through his 40s. More mature styling would help him too.

Aged like a bad wino wine

Planet Mars: Just kidding, it’s Earth again.