Dammit, now what will I do with my e-pitchfork and e-torch?

Seriously *all* celebrities are thirsty. (As are all humans - it’s human nature).

It’s really just a silly meme to dehumanize people for showing enthusiasm about anything - (started by the “dead inside” demographic).

Just had to say how much I loved having a 99.9% Kardashian free Dirt Bag!

Nickelback is not too powerful to overcome. Try harder.

You’re my kind. 🌺

She’s putting it toward developing an app that would allow me and you and other would-be armchair Indiana Joneses to help out.

It’s because she’s a mere, common floozy! I have blood clots that are more royal. She should be guest editing a chlamydia pamphlet. You can’t polish a turd!

Speaking of shade, how about calling Scalia a giant on the Supreme Court who helped shape the legal landscape?

I don’t know. My legs ARE spreading now.

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

It’s surprising to me that a group of politicians known for their embrace of all things science-related seem to be eschewing medical knowledge and common sense now.

Guessing his autopsy will answer a lot of these questions....

I’m still holding out hope that he gets screwed out of this one

Impossible. My relationship with Netflix has never been stronger.

good lord that impression is spot on.

is that The Game?

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Es aún más hermosa en persona.

I don’t mind a small dick if he’s otherwise up to pleasing me rightly.

Ten bucks a night to stay in the Millennium Park area in Chicago? They usually charge an arm & leg, so an ear is peanuts in comparison.