Makes me feel like we just might find her wandering the streets asking for the time before long.

You obviously need to rebuke Satan.

Heaven for the weather.

He’s going to hang around until someone offers him a prime rib dinner.

I really wanted to come up with a clever reply to this but I just can’t. I’m just so fucking jaded at this point.

$100 says Kristin snitched

Pole-eeeeesh

So I’m in on the joke enough to know it’s okay that I don’t know these two, but what I’m not sure about is if they’re the same people I didn’t know before, or different ones? I can’t really tell?

Just the part where the protesters get shot...

She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?

Intelligent, well-meaning people having slightly different opinions about something? Without having to be satanic or demented?

Well, now that it affects men...

“I had to beat a hasty retreat”

Eh, depends on the theater...

They could hire Jesus and Margaret Atwood and it wouldn’t help, I suspect.

Darkness and weirdness eh? Are they going with the Afterlife series?

Important question: how is Archie still a thing? Who still reads this? People in extremely long lines at the grocery store? I usually pick up one of those “Yeti suing Bigfoot for alimony, child-support”-type newspapers instead, largely because every time I’ve opened an Archie comic I couldn’t contain my colossal yawn.…

How old were those actors and actresses?

I notice the NYT’s didn’t point out that she was well behind Dick Cheney in calling for legalizing same sex marriage.

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics