“Can we change seats?”....

Yesh pleeeeassss, I want to hear stories!

As our scene opens, Thai Smile Airways Flight 666 is ready for departure. A befuddled and somewhat hung over American tourist (played by Kristin Wiig) looks across the aisle, and sees that the passengers in the seats in her row are accompanied by Luk Thep. Her gaze wides as she observes multiple passengers boarding…

“Why am I still in the grays?”

Jesus take the wheel because I still believe his wife is gonna cut the brake line. Also, I desperately need someone to make a gif of Jennifer Lopez’s face at about the 1 minute mark where it changes from smile to “I’m gonna murder you”

LOL**I think she’ll call it snark—slight chance of it being shade though—I always think of shade as being the phrase that hits you 5 minutes later. Like a brick to the back of the head. Or the shitty comment that you can’t argue with because it’s been said SO well that you’ll look like a crazy person pointing it out.

Hey, that’s a great possible Palin child name!

Unless by rehab you mean right here as usual, then no?

But...if her son hadn’t been to war, he would just be a vandal and a waster, instead of a True American Hero (trademark).

It’s always in my heart.

Really, does that mean you are going to leave your damn hands off of my constitutional right to an abortion or birth control?

It took me a few attempts to actually finishing reading what she said. It was all over the place and what you expect someone to say while on pain killers or general anesthesia.

It’s amazing how, regardless of the context, she always sounds like she just took seven hits of acid and is trying to order a pizza in a foreign language.

at least the GOP is consistent.

Frankly, living through her VP candidacy gave me PTSD.

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

And I wonder what would be the best way for veterans to get the health care they need? BY THE VERY REFORMS THAT REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR FUCKING DECADES!

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

MICK JAGGER, Y’ALL. We all know Keith Richards is an embalmed corpse and will live forever.

If I bring you Neil Young will your protect him too?