“The only true wealth is when you don’t think about wealth.”

I don’t hang around with sober Scottish guys.

I’m an executive by day and a wild man by night.

I was hoping for people :(

COUNTERPOINT:

...In which she has set up a floor lamp, too

Guess Delevingne’s acting career hasn’t really taken off the way she expected it to. Good thing she only burned those fashion bridges a little, unlike that writer from earlier today.

what r u trying to say Kate

Hey, lay off! This is about ETHICS IN FASHION JOURNALISM.

Mind you, the issue in China had nothing to do with the diverse cast but the fact that “Star Wars” doesn’t have the same meaning or relevance in their pop culture. They were pushing The Force Awakens for MONTHS over there, using tried-and-true techniques that work fine in the West, with our immediate connection over…

Pop ‘em in the “oven” and blake at 98.6º for 9 months

I would never work at an office where this doesn’t apply. I don’t need a bunch of competent careerists shining a spotlight on how much my shit is held together with chewing gum and string.

KaBloom

I hear that Katy is floating rumors that she and Orlando secretly got married. She will be flashing a ring over the next few days. DON’T FALL FOR IT, BOBBY.

When did CNBC outsource its editorial staff to Nigeria?

Dad?

Dad?

Please tell me I’m normal...

In many countries, historically, paler skin was associated with ruling classes and wealth because a fair complexion indicated a life not spent toiling outside in the fields. Asian ladies in my town who shield themselves from the sun with umbrellas are not trying to look like white people, they’re trying to avoid a…

Sorry, Emma. It’s your turn now.