.....ouch! .....sizzler.....

.....not to mention Realty people.......

.....pretty sure he was referring to the frayed tatters of his “career”......how long can you ride the Chachi-train?

....haven’t you heard? Randi is running for Broward County Community Outreach Liaison to the retired Jewish Community.....

.....so the felony rap sheet was just an excuse to leave the Jews in Broward high and dry??? Gladys Mittelstein was right......sigh......

Cheez-Its are still the classic, especially the new Swiss flavor....

.....but what if he insisted that Donald caress every inch of your body with THOSE TINY HANDS WHILE YOU STARED AT DONALD’S FACE THE WHOLE TIME......and then Oscar does you?

......please, PLEASE, don’t say that......it reduces men in an unrecoverable way.....if however you are a woman, carry on.....

.....James, have you banged any of those despondent, hot Bernie Bros yet?? Your work is piling up while you fantasize longingly about Ohcar.......

......okay, now Sadie pushed Grandma off a cliff while muttering, “Bad grandmas get what they deserve!”......to be fair to Sadie, Grandma had it coming.....that’s why Sadie’s so effed up.....but let’s face it: it’s too late for Sadie.........

.....Okaaaayyyy......we’re only 20 minutes into “Mommie’s Little Girl” on Lifetime, and this chick is seriously f*d up......she’s already tortured her doll and burned flowers, not to mention drawing a picture of someone on fire......her Mom’s impending wedding is probably not gonna happen......just call it a…

......First reaction: thinking about all those hot vulnerable Bernie Bros that I’d like to help out of their undies..........Reality: just started watching “Mommie’s Little Girl”, the new Lifetime Saturday Night Movie, while drinking cheap 3.2% alcohol beer (the limit here in Utah, my home for the next six…

....where’s the diversity in that?

.....of course.....that way yer guaranteed the violence is authentic!

.....yeah, I get what yer saying....this was all probably her fault in someway....maybe the last time she got together with this then-friend the writer had a chipped nail, which the ex-friend realized was a sign of the fragile and polish-deep superficiality of their “friendship”.....they were just two losers bonding…

.....hey, it’s the New Diversity-Woke Hollywood.....but you still have to put JLaw in there for at least 2 more years.....ya know, ‘til she’s too old....

.....Emma Stone will play Gaby in the movie of t

.....given the location, yes

.....I see Octavia Spencer playing her in the movie, with Laverne Cox as Sean Penn and Jennifer Lawrence as El Chapo.....

....I recommend bed rest and fisting in the morning....