.....imagine a hot mic catches Angela Merkel calling Trump “Herr Tiny Hands” and all the big German guys around her crack up laughing......

.....all those hot Canadian hockey dudes being thrown on top of each other in a sweaty tangled mess........HOT!

.....yet you never missed a single post of 500 Days of Kristin.....

......or declare bankruptcy and run for president.....

........does this mean.......gulp......we’ll all end up on reddit???

.....that’s right.....Mia Farrow: U.N. Peace Keeper........but she was married to Sinatra in her twenties.......ALSO: Every time I see Diane Wiest, I think, “that’s who Mia’s going to be when she grows up”........then I realize Mia’s probably older than Diane......

.....I don’t get this, but ok......

.....somewhere in Broward County, Gladys Mittelstein turns to her husband: “I tolya Hahvey.....that Randi, she’s self-absorbed that one!”......

.....I wonder if Mrs. Choate squirts.......

......somehow, I’ve always pictured Mia having top-shelf weed going back to the ‘60s.....I saw her in “Alice” (Woody Allen flick), and if she WASN’T stoned all the way thru that, girl got robbed of an Oscar......

.....I’m confused......but anyway, Is Lena anti-squirting, or did she take that as a passive-aggressive jab cuz she herself cannot, in fact, squirt??? Help me, Randi......

Draft Randi for Broward County Outreach Liaison to the Retired Jewish Community!!!!

........not to be confused with Lee Merriwether......

.....and just what, praytell, do you have against the fine citizens of Broward County? They want to know!

.....it used to belong to Joan Allen.....she’s wearing Julia Stiles’ now.....

....who was banging MaryAnn Mobley?

....the pets of scabbies, former taxi drivers who now cross picket lines for a living.....

.......maybe we should start small, say.....Broward County Outreach Liaison to the Jewish Retiree Community......

.......it didn’t stop the Palins......

.....this is FAB!