......I thought that was her eyebrow.....

.....I love you for this statement.....please get a blog critiquing toddlers....be brutally frank.....

....from the description, it couldn’t get any worse.....

......I seriously want you to run for state-wide office in Florida.......politics in your future makes sense......Donald has opened the door.....and you should choose Mrs. Choate, PFLAG Whore as your running mate.......

.....technically, Hispanics are not “white”.....aaaaaannnnnndddddd let the floodgates of outrage! pour forth!!! (No judgment....it’s an ethnic/geographic distinction)

.....like when Julie Andrews lost her throat to surgery....gave me flashbacks when Adele had her surgery right as she was really breaking....

.....let the fisting begin!

.....wow......haven’t heard Linda in ages....can remember when her album topped the charts for weeks....hit after hit after hit....

.....I read this as, “With all my love, Randilyn”.......but then again, I don’t speak drawing.....

.....muy bien......Marion Lorne was indeed “Aunt Clara”.....which begs the eternal question: If Richard Simmons is wandering the streets dressed as Alice Ghostly, is Carly Fiorina wandering the streets being mistaken for Marion Lorne???

....maybe if Jen Aniston related this tale while standing at the bar of an Emirates Airline flight, Jezebelious readers would find it more palatable?......

Aunt Esmerelda on “Bewitched”, not to be confused with the great Marion Lorne.....

....he’s wandering the streets incognito as Alice Ghostly.....

.....this is such a no win-win.......yes, we would have loved if Hil had said, “Nancy was a cunt” at her own funeral, that was not going to happen. And you can be sure the BernieBros don’t know nor care about something that happened in the ‘80s.......like Hil doesn’t have enough knives coming at her already......

....the only thing Ryan is thinking about “taking” in that photo is Justin.....

......This is Europe.....American women have no idea how good they have it.....

......exactly. Judith Martin (“Miss Manners”) says that unless you plan to work in a completely different field, you never know whom you might be working with later at a different job......and even then......

....he just didn’t have a damn to give.....

.....Rhett Butler.....

.....uncut is disgusting.....unfortunately, if you ever live in Europe, you will either be celibate or get used to it........yuck......