.......girl, I will never forget the small dick I’ve ever seen. ......What’s that? ....You want to hear about it?......sigh.....ok.....it was in Madrid, late ‘80s....straight guy, girlfriend left in a huff, he’s peeing outside the club.....we end up at my place......ERECT was smaller than my pinky.....I’m big....he…

.....and where, exactly, was Sophie Gregoire-Trudeau that night? Who was she wearing? Had she already had work done??

.......Chapel Hill grad replies: ........(whistles theme song from “Andy Griffith”)......

......WOOOOOWEEEEE! .....Big Day for my home state today! Of course, I’m on a six-month assignment here in.....wait for it......Utah! Home of Ted Cruz’s new friend! To get here, I had to fly from last assignment in......waaaiiitttt for it: Florida!!!! If this isn’t the trifecta......

......quoth Lee, “But we bang chicks, too, so it’s not like we’re queer or anything.....”

Oh? Have I seen your work??............

Viva La “Root”!!!

.....when you’re good, you’re really quite.....although I DO wish the hot BernieBros would seek empowerment in the current fashion.....

......can not wait.....LOVE her....she needs to stay sane and alive for at least 20 more years....

.....with Meredith Baxter Birney as once-gorgeous, hard-drinking, ravaged by Lesbian divorce Aunt Vi.........

Chris Christy?

....especially when hacked....

.....where’s the Chris Christie nude selfie?

......I can just see Jo sitting there, sipping tea and thinking, “The white people Outrage! Squad has been too quiet lately....they need something new to be Outraged! by......hmmmm.....How can I help? Well, I know I can get the Native Americans upset, although remuneration usually smooths that over, but the white…

Shish-KeBieb

OMG.....SO Brilliant!

....Mel suffers from it also

.....you mean like Tina Fey being dissed by Caitlyn Jenner?

.....ahem.....it’s called a “reboot”......A Star Is Born 3.0 starring Jennifer Lawrence as Pablo Escobar’s machete-wielding Mom hellbent on jump-starting a Mariachi career.......

Paz de la Vega? Jennifer Lawrence? Zoe Saldana? Melissa McCarthy? Andrew McCarthy? .....all of them would do Whitney proud....and get Laverne Cox to play Bobby Brown....