...... “Send Anna to the National Hollerin’ Contest in Spivey’s Corner NC” (June 19, 2016).........since 1969, folks!

.....finally.....

......so, you banged that friend, is what yer saying......

......sigh.......what ever happened to “Gas, Grass, or Ass—Nobody Rides For Free”???

.....is this a real concept? What are they basing this on? Why are they clinging to this??

.....is he that lone Republican still running for Prez?

.....I boned yer Dad when you were 8 years old.....

.....but you just know they’re all Fireballs in the sack......All That Fervor!

.....said Jezebel’s resident member of the “Felis Catus” clan.......

......who said those were their real names? Also, as the article so beautifully illustrated, the attendees were all well-known Reptilians pedigreed from the British Aristocratic Registry...................you’re not Paying Attention!

......sorry, Love, but no self-respecting ass-biter would expect her fans to buy vajayjay-specs en lieu d’un tiara......

.....and while the X-Files revival was airing.....

.......I’m pretty sure she slept with Shrout.......

Walt Disney was a Member in Good Standing of the St. Hubertus Fraternal Organization.....their reach was recently on display.....

.....can’t wait for the world to keel over when Hillary is elected in November.....also, Lyndon Larouche was saying in the early 80s that a war on drugs would be a smoke screen, seeing as Queen Elizabeth II is the head of a global narco-trafficking operation........

......Thank you for this. I needed to read something healthy, funny, and unhinged. This fit the bill perfectly. (Also, does this mean that the Mortons’ cat’s bedroom is for rent? Asking for a friend....).........

.....WTF school did you go to??

.....I hate myself for slogging through this article.....the auteur appears to think he is saying something new, when it really comes out like the trolls on “500 Days of Kristin”, who belabor new ways to slag what is essentially the same post every day, or, in the case of this article, every year.....and yet, “tune…

.....ted cruz fucked Kanye in the ass

....one looked like a toilet bowl, the other its contents.....