.....starred for the last sentence alone.....

......I’m getting a “granddaughter of Earth Mama” vibe.....

.....what was that low-rent carrier Kate Moss wigged out on a coupla months back?

......pffft....diadem a dozen....

.....is she seriously trying to out-do the Duchess of Pork’s daughters?? ....again, pretty sure Beadrag and Eugenics set the all-time Bar at Kate’s wedding.....

.....love the “blair waldorf”....but I’m gonna need a Lady Mary Eye-roll for this one......

.....I’ve been waiting for y’all to comment on his weight.....he’s fat....his ass looks like its got Styrofoam in it.......ech!

....Casey’s dick isn’t as big as Ben’s.....

....he used to drop in at my neighborhood coffee shop in Santa Fe.....your question should be: Can you unsee Val Kilmer? ....cuz you definitely can’t miss him......the first time is very jarring.....

“What’s Left of Planet Earth”

....is that the Stacey-Dash-votes-for-Ted-Cruz doll?

....more stars......can I have a fry?

....when people are that shocked, you really need to take stock....

.....so awesome if Jay Cavallari had an affair with Lea Michele...

...if so, she’s blowing in the wrong direction....

....referring strictly to this photo of Depp: is everyone ballooning into Brando/Orson Welles? Depp, Leo, Allen Leech (“Tom” on Downton Abbey).....WTF’s in the water?? Actually, Leo has ballooned into Jack Nicholson......

.....I understand the Outrage! Squad is always accepting donations.....

.....it’s no wonder she wanted to get Out....

This is beyond ridiculous......Why were there no cries of segregation when the Grammys began presenting the Latin Grammys? That is clearly the answer here: the Black Oscars! Then everyone gets nominated, everyone feels special, and everyone will be happy!

....lamenting the paucity of hot nude men on Jezebel......is it that hot nude men don’t read gender-enriching articles? wouldn’t you love to come home after a long day and find a hot nude guy rhapsodizing about a post from the ‘Moo?.......(scratches head......becomes fascinated by shiny object).......