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Exactly. For comparison, I submit this:

I’m pretty sure the girls’ only options are marriage, midwifery, or bible college. They may even have to do one of the first two before college is allowed. I know the oldest daughter is 25, not married and still at home taking care of her youngest siblings. She may also be taking midwifery courses now but that’s

As a Christian I usually don’t like the Devil to win but this time

I don’t get Huckabee’s choice to support Josh Duggar at all. Like, if it came out that a young John Podesta lured kids into a van with candy, Hillary Clinton would put out a statement that was like, “Today our thoughts are with all victims of child abuse” and then a link to RAINN. She wouldn’t be like, “John messed

Michelle Duggar said transgender people will assault girls in public restrooms. Meanwhile her own son assaulted her girls. The pair of balls that woman has to make accusations like that knowing she had her own predator at home, and he wasn’t gay or transgender, but she’s projecting those crimes onto innocent people.

It sounds uninteresting because of the people involved. I don’t know why but I really cannot fucking stand Kaling (I do know why actually, she seems racist and like countless minorities who you KNOW would turn themselves white in a heartbeat if they ever feasibly could). Novak is the average white man in the U.S.

When I was a teenager I worked at McDonald’s to pay for my car insurance and have money to go out with friends. I often ran the breakfast table, making all the sandwiches and running the grill area. We had this one asshole who would order a steak bagel with extra onions and send it back at least twice because there

Oh god, I’d trade a few random rights and privileges to make the world free of lip smacking, full mouth conversing, audibly chewing and slurping people. Only passes for medical conditions and advanced dementia.

My comment on the original moms post never got approved =( So I’m reposting so everyone can see just how amazing my mom is. #mombrag

Yeah— the “hey-oooo!” type peanut-gallery and/or bandleader shtick was ALL that was missing! Everything else, BAM.

All it was missing was a cut-shot to the bandleader, grinning like an idiot or shaking his head ruefully at something “hilarious” the host said.

  • ACCIO ROMANCE! Evanna Lynch, who played Luna Lovegood in the Harry Pottermovies is dating Robbie Jarvis, who played James Potter in the flashback scenes. [POPSUGAR]

This! And they hang out with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman!!

I don’t really understand your first paragraph, but I’ll agree that history is crucial.

Actually she/he is correct. It doesn’t actually exist. Humans are one species, with various varieties in genetic make up, but are basically indistinguishable within the species versus outside the species.

New Black, Regular Black, White people, Brown people...why can’t we just be people. I can’t wait for the future where every person is essentially a Gooback. This race thing is just so stupid.

How are people supposed to know?

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I kept reading it as “PO-TEEEEE-TO’S”

I fucking love all of this today.