I hope she never repeats an establishment.

Unfortunately, some of us are rather "math challenged". I'd love to be able to do advanced math formulations, but they are completely beyond me. I love anything having to do with reading, philosophy, etc. and can hold a conversation with the best of them, but advanced math (ok, who am I kidding- anything beyond basic)…

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Battery Park, at night, by the water and illuminated by the Statue of Liberty. Only audience was rats and potential muggers, which is just the way I likes it.

Because, honestly, this is her schtick.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

For serious. My husband has watched his share of porn and when he was younger, was so paranoid about dick size. At the time, I was just as naive. Since then, been there, done that and we ended up back together.

I realize you'd have to take a day off from your important job as mayor of Jezebel commenting to actually do some research, but Hebrew Bible is the term archaeologists and scholars use to describe the Tanakh, the canonical Mikra, as it is less westernizing/Christianizing than Old Testament (or scriptures). I'm sorry,…

I have no idea what kind of background I come from. I was always told "middle class", and we lived in NYC and in no way shape or form did my parents make even close to $250k. I can't imagine they even made $100k combined. Granted, this was the 80s.

I'm right here with you. I have no interest in having sexual contact with strangers. I don't understand it and the fact that it has become so common kind of freaks me out.

A nice sociopath. *wears badge proudly*

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

I feel like there are real stories that could be covered here like Planned Parenthood trying to increase abortion access in Louisiana. Beverage shaming is not necessary.

Animals cannot consent. Regardless of past trauma, regardless of mental health challenges, animals cannot consent. This isn't "complicated." This is a human abusing an animal.

I get that a big part of your job here is to drive traffic and obviously a story like this will accomplish that. But to make light of a core value of a lot of the readership here—-that sexual consent must be explicit and unequivocal—-in order to drive traffic is really gross. I think the readership deserves better.

couldn't a woman run away from a rapist much the same way a dolphin swims away?

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…