The blood type diet. Dear God. I thought everyone knew that was debunked for its obvious old wuss cheese theories ages ago.

The terrible name can only be attributed to the fact that a group of white people made it without reflecting on how horrible it sounds. The whole idea was to figure privilege out..?

Mission failed.

Chuckled!

I just gnawed on my wrist! Eeeeee!!!

You pretty much nailed it. No un-greying and I feel like instead of fewer, select quality pieces, there are constant flows of shallow articles. Not caring for the writers’ voices a lot anymore, either. :(

OH my GOOODESSSSSS!! That NOSE. MUST SQUISH.

Those are some beautiful shots!

Yes! I feel most of the topics lately are unappealing.

TAKE ME AS THIRD WIFE.

I was just gonna say.....Sharjah is the most conservative.

Mikak or Agnes McPhail!

I’m grey on everything. You’re ungreyed on jezebel though, right?

Yes, of course. And how are you still grey??!!!!!

Aw, heck! Help me chop this firewood and you can spell it any way you like!

Okay, well if you’ll just sign here using this Kraft Dinner ink, we’ll have your toque and log cabin ready to go, shortly. Welcome home, neighbour!

*Please see clause about pronunciation requirements and syllabification terms for ‘neighbour’ and ‘honour’ and so forth.

I already got a very nice letter from my dear friend in Georgia asking if she could come live with me. We are happy to share maple syrup and healthcare, but you’ll have to be able to live anywhere but Vancouver, BC. Unless you have a gazillion dollars.

Right? It’s escapism. I didn’t expect something cerebral. I wanted corny jokes and I got what I was looking for.

I’m still trying to work out why Candace Cameron sounds like Rachael Ray.

I have a boss (on a dotted line) like this. I basically report to anyone else whenever possible, because her aggressive, insensitive, ugly comments and interactions make me and my colleague sick. She’s the WORST. Like you, I have just learned to let it go. I sometimes don’t answer emails right away, or I delve head-on…

Hari Nef would be perfect. I wonder if then, the lipstick shade might be a bit more memorable?