If hipster delight includes a ring and 3 straight NL titles in 5 years then hand me my fucking bong and Birkenstocks. This logic is why the franchise can get away w/ making their fans piss in horse troughs while charging $300 to sit on steel bleachers in 105 degree weather. Enjoy the NRA spots on commercial breaks…
Thank god he’s gone. Now maybe the Cubs can finally put together a string of winning seasons and win the World Series.
They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is.
What an incredibly stupid decision. This is the closing of the window for sure.
I certainly did not expect to hear “fuck you, Boylan” on Deadspin, just like I didn’t expect my high school to be in Deadspin (Byron, with the goddamn Oreo run). And Giannis forgot my guess, Guilford.
Yeah, I also laughed out loud at that one.
The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.
I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.
Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…
Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.
Sleeping in is overrated, mainly because I have never been able to do it. The best time to wake up is the sweet spot between whenever you wake up and the kids (or whoever) gets up. I can get 2-3 hours of pure bliss by being awake when everyone is sleep....usually I spend it goofing around on the internet, but it’s…
I feel the same way about flights as movie theater guy. I know they are cramped, the whole experience can be stressful, but there’s a certain euphoria I get when I’m buckled in, and have absolutely no control or obligations for the next x amount of hours. (save for not being an ass to other passengers.) I’ve been…
Thanks for your EVE articles. I dont think I’ll be picking it up anytime soon but I have always enjoyed news about the game as dispatches from a parallel universe.
Illinois here. I drive up to WI to get drunk and pee in your lakes.
Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.
In N Out and Wisconsin.
Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.
damn you called it
As a resident of the Buffalo,NY area it makes me chortle whenever I hear about southern states panic over an inch or so of snow, but then again I understand they do not have the infrastructure to deal with it.