Had a J rolled and was kinda putzing around before I lit it. Saw this and knew it was time.

I look forward to blaming this boat incident for the Patriots’ loss this weekend.

Okay, eat M&Ms by the handful. But Skittles like that? Blegh

Forever upset that the use of “haters” is now linked to Trump instead of the Player Hater’s Ball

Maybe I should start watching hockey...

Also which Moroccan city should I visit?

Which of you is comfortable admitting you smoke weed?

I don’t have anything constructive to say. I just want to commend the perfect use of that screencap.

*sigh*

2016 sucks.

Mel Gray was my high school football coach. Nice man, decent coach. Never bragged about his career

So when he takes the Apprentice money but not the presidential salary, is that gonna be enough to snap people out of their love for this idiot?

One time I managed to get some guy so worked up that he sent me his actual address so we could fight. I sent him double ended dildo.

Try and do that to this guy.

I used to wait tables at a mountain resort in Wyoming. Waited on multiple famous people in my time there... Aziz Ansari was easily the best. Tipped well and didn’t think he was entitled to everything.

2016 is the weirdest year ever and this proves it. Huge money for a closer, who was traded from a rebuilding Yankees team to the world champion Cubs and then signed by the Yankees again, who plan on being under the luxury tax relatively soon. Wtf?

The bar I frequent has like 5 types of mules. My girlfriend usually gets the raspberry mule. I am in no way opposed to this fad because that raspberry mule is fucking delicious.

oh damn this is really good +10

Never trust a man who’s first name is a last name and last name is a first name

Is it bad that I was kind hoping he actually turned into dust

Got into a discussion (argument) on Facebook about how this is probably racial in nature.

It has since devolved into an argument about Trump and the Ford plant from Kentucky.

I hate 2016.

Okay, serious question: what are the chances that we actually get a McGregor-Mayweather fight? And who wins if it somehow happens??