Oh shoot I totally forgot about the timing of that. Thanks for the reminder.

I’ve been thinking since the primaries, and even more lately...why didn’t Biden just run? He would have mopped the floor with Clinton and Sanders (I’m assuming) and would have scolded Trump to death throughout the debates.

I’ve had diarrhea since Wednesday morning. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

Sale to the Cubs for Soler and Lackey + minor league player.

Just so I can rub that in my friend’s face.

God damn rabblerousers.

“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view.” - Edward Abbey

I saw a license plate reading “TRUMP16" on a brand new chevy. Poor car.

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just fuck in between the couch cushions.

Thank you for starting this thread

I live in an Illinois city about 2 hours away from Chicago, in a quiet area, and people were setting fireworks off and shouting in the streets. Holy shit.

Shoot, his 101-103 mph fastball is only gonna be like 100-102 now. Cubs are doomed.

I think that all these people who are shitting on Hayward should have known what we were getting. An average hitter who plays, as you said, all-world defense. Yes his hitting is not good this year, but players sometimes have bad years. If he keeps hitting like this all of next season, then maybe panic. But for now…

The clock read 3:24 AM. Kevin’s eyes adjusted to the dim light of a new moon. Something seemed to move within the shadows. He sat up in bed and stared into the blackness. And then there it was again, slithering through the shadows, maybe just a shadow itself. Kevin reached for his lamp’s pull chain and -
“Long time no…

Easy solution:

I’m a huge cubs fan and as much as I want to argue with you, I can’t. That’s how much losing is ingrained in to our baseball lives.

Fuck you, Andrew Jackson.

s/o big gucci sosa

I hope the Warriors start 3-1 and then....uh....shit I had a joke for this

All baseballs should once again cower in fear of this large child swinging an equally large stick.