I didn’t even know he had such shitty opinions when I chose this name

Which of the Deadspin staff believe in ghosts/spirits?

Is anyone really surprised that he would do something like this

I will be at home getting drunk and watching the debate with no pressure on me to actually listen. Early voting is God’s gift to us.

I went to high school with a kid who just made the NBA this year. I wasn’t friends with him and I can almost guarantee he has no idea who I am (Facebook friends though!)

We’re not on a Widebody DC-10 for nothing

I feel like there’s a moral to this

He has no idea how bad concussion are because his hair always prevents them

Comments like this are why I keep coming back to this place

I’m a teacher and I plan on getting blackout drunk tonight watching the debate. Thanks Columbus, you asshole.

I think I’d rather have my kid memorize the fear sequence from House of Leaves...:

Now the rule of threes kicks into effect...

So I’m a substitute teacher and the kids are super disrespectful to me (shoulda known that was gonna happen) but this takes the cake : a student was laying down across the table, refusing to get up, even after threats of various punishments. She called me an asshole and said she was tired. So I threw a colored pencil…

Shaun of the Dead is the best zombie movie ever. FIGHT ME.

I fucking love baseball so so so so so so so so much. Goofy shit like this wont even happen in another sport

reminder not to fuck with giant’s security. He didn’t seem to care much aside from not being able to stand.

your name is very apt, you chump. Ten bucks says you played Lacrosse

So the Cubs #3 starter is going to win the Cy Young....

Weekend at Hillary's

So who’s gonna finish the series for him when he dies surrounded by blank pages?